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Editor/Publisher/All-Around Man Behind The Curtain:  Freddy J. Nager

Critter Sculptor/Illustrator/Creative Engineer:  Ian Petrella

Más Kapital Logo & Additional Sweat Equity:  Harjanto Sumali

Propaganda Services:  Remember, we don't hate business.  In fact, if you sponsor us, we'll love yours!  (Who, us, venal?) 

Inspiration:  The MBA program at USC, Scott "Dilbert" Adams, Mike Judge and absolutely everything related to "Office Space," the music of Nerf Herder and Steve Earle, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, rebel CEO's Steve Jobs and Richard Branson, "Truth In Advertising" (the movie), Starbucks venti Americanos, Jack Tran at The Weekly World News, Dennis Miller and Wired Magazine before they sold their souls, "The Office" BBC series, Jonas Livingston (R.I.P.), City Garage Theatre, and of course, the leadership of Wal-Mart, without whom we'd quickly run out of material to rip apart.

The Not-So-Fine Print:  All contents ©2005-7 Más Kapital, a production of the Artesian Brewing Company, Inc. Más Kapital is a registered trademark. Made in the U.S. of freaking A. All rights reserved. Always wear your seatbelt. And don't drive Humvees. Unless they're armor-plated. The views contained herein are solely the opinion of the author. But don't blame him if anything here upsets you. Blame your parents. They're the ones who didn't give you a sense of humor. And blaming your parents is the American way. That, and eating fried cheese with a dipping sauce. Only Americans can dream up a way to make fat fattier and then dip it into more fat. But damn if it doesn't taste good... [$]