And Other Lawyer Love Poetry

By using this Más Kapital website, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions.  Really.  And agreeing to be bound is not always a bad thing.  We reserve the right to update or change these Terms and Conditions at any time for any reason.  Hey, it is OUR magazine.  And by continuing to use this website, you agree to be bound by any such revisions, and should periodically visit and print the latest version of the Terms and Conditions for your records. Printing terms and conditions does not sound like a lot of fun, but if you're the kind who gets off on legal things and is completely obsessed with privacy issues, be our guest.

1.  PRIVACY

We respect your privacy.  Always have, always will, because that's the kind of privacy-loving people we are.  When you use the Más Kapital website, you consent to Más kapital using your personal information in the manner specified in these Terms and Conditions.  Más Kapital cannot and does not assume any responsibility or liability for the nature or ownership of any information you submit, or for your or third parties' use or misuse of information transmitted or received using this website. and is that a fine piece of writing or what? what do they teach in those law schools?

Contact and Questions:  You may submit questions, comments, or concerns to us on the Más Kapital website.  We'd love to hear from you; it makes us feel so less alone.  You may also request further information from us.  We will ask for your name, e-mail address, and your comment or question.  Any information that Más Kapital receives in this manner will not be shared with third parties.  Ever.  We will only use the information to respond to your inquiry or send you further information as you requested, and we may share it internally to improve our service to you. after all,  Service is our middle name (actually, it's "John," but "Service" would be so much cooler and corporate sounding).

Security:  Unfortunately, no data transmission over the Internet can be guaranteed 100% secure.  It's a big scary world out there beyond our control.  As a result, while we strive to protect your personal information, Más Kapital cannot ensure or warrant the security of any information you transmit to us, and you do so at your own risk.  Más Kapital will not be liable for disclosures of your personal information due to errors in transmission or unauthorized acts of third parties.  However, once we receive your transmission, we will make our best effort to ensure its security on our systems.

Use of IP Addresses:  An Internet Protocol (IP) address is a number automatically assigned to your computer whenever you surf the Web.  Web servers automatically identify your computer by its IP address.  When visitors request pages from Más Kapital, our servers log their IP addresses.  We do not normally link IP addresses to anything personally identifiable, which means that a visitor's session will be logged, but the visitor remains anonymous to us.  Más Kapital collects IP addresses for the purposes of system administration and to audit the use of our site.  We also use IP addresses to collect statistical information to send to our advertisers and for other marketing and promotional purposes.

Cookies:  Más Kapital does not use cookies to collect information.  They're much better to eat with a nice cold glass of nonfat milk.

Other Information Collectors:  Except as otherwise expressed in these Terms and Conditions, this document only addresses the use and disclosure of information we collect from you.  should you disclose your information to other parties, such as outside links to other sites, different rules may apply to their use or disclosure of that information.  The third-party advertisers on our website adhere to their own privacy customs and policies, and since Más Kapital does not control them, you are subject to their privacy customs and policies.  We encourage you to ask questions before you disclose your personal information to others.  but you're on your own, because all this talk of parties makes us want to get out of the office.

2.  MODIFICATIONS & Monitoring

We may discontinue, add to, modify, upgrade, or replace all aspects of the website at our sole discretion and without notice.  In particular, we reserve the right to modify, supplement, delete, discontinue, or remove any software, file, publications, information, communication, or other content appearing on or transmitted through the website.  Más Kapital has no obligation to monitor the services offered on this website or any use thereof or to retain the content of any user session.  However, Más Kapital reserves the right at all times to monitor, review, retain, and/or disclose any information necessary to satisfy any applicable law, regulation, legal process, or governmental request, or to cooperate with law enforcement and other authorities in investigating a claim of illegal activity.  bad guys suck, and we will help the authorities when requested. Más Kapital may use IP addresses to identify a user to enforce compliance with our Terms and Conditions or to protect our service, site, customers, or others.

3.  DISCLAIMERS

Your use of this website is at your sole risk, you daring soul, you.  Neither Más Kapital nor any of its employees, affiliates, agents, third-party content providers, and suppliers warrants that maskapital.com will be uninterrupted or error-free; nor does Más Kapital make any warranty as to the accuracy, reliability, completeness, or content of any information or service provided through maskapital.com. we may be lovable, but we're not perfectionists.

All services, products, customization, and materials obtained through maskapital.com, including all text, graphics, links, animation, java script, are provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis.  We disclaim all warranties and conditions, either express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, and non-infringement, with regard to the products, services, and information contained on or made available through this site, including, but not limited to, the availability of the products or services.  We make no representations or endorsements of any products or services on the website. and is that not the most repetitious bunch of statements ever?

This disclaimer of warranty and/or liability applies to any damages or injury caused by any failure of performance, error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, computer virus, communication line failure, theft or destruction, failure to send or to receive material or data, or unauthorized access to, alteration of, or use of record, and all causes of action for the same, whether based on breach of contract, tortuous behavior, negligence, or otherwise.  (Lots of scary stuff; bet you can't say it all in one breath.)  You specifically acknowledge that Más Kapital is not liable for the defamatory, offensive, or illegal conduct of other users or third parties, and that the risk of injury from the foregoing rests entirely with you.

In no event is Más Kapital liable for any damages caused by your or any third party's acts or omissions.  Más Kapital is not responsible for any content distributed by you through the website or associated services.  No advice or information, whether oral or written, obtained by you through the website shall create any warranty not expressly stated in these terms and conditions.  Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties.  Accordingly, not all of the above limitations may apply to you.

4.  Limitation of liability

Más Kapital's entire liability for any direct damages of any nature shall be limited to the total fees You actually paid to Más Kapital for the service in question.  To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall Más Kapital be liable for any special, punitive, incidental, indirect, consequential, or contributory damages whatsoever (including without limitation, damages for loss of business profits, business interruption, loss of data, or any other pecuniary loss), whether in an action in warranty, contract, or tort, arising out of or in any way connected with (i) the use or performance of this website; (ii) the delay or inability to use this website; (iii) the provision of or failure to provide services, or for any information, services, and related graphics contained on or made available through this website; and (iv) the failure to provide the products or services.  Some states do not allow the exclusion or limitation of incidental or consequential damages, so the above limitation may not apply to you.  We do suggest moving out of those states, because they don't sound very friendly.

5.  INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

Copyrights:  All of the content of this website, including information, data, text, graphics, logos, button icons, images, pictures, audio clips, and software, is the property of Más Kapital, our strategic partners or suppliers, or content providers, and is protected by United States copyright laws.  The Content of maskapital.com is copyrighted as a collective work under United States copyright laws.  Except as granted in the limited license below, any other use of this Content, including modification, transmission, presentation, distribution, or republication, is prohibited without the prior written consent of Más Kapital.

Trademarks:  All trademarks, trade names, brand names, and service marks of Más Kapital, whether registered or unregistered, are the property of Más Kapital and are protected by United States trademark laws.  Except as granted in the limited license below, any use of these assets is prohibited without the prior written consent of Más Kapital.  All other trademarks, product names, and company names or logos cited herein are the property of their respective owners.

Limited License:  You may display and, subject to any restrictions or limitations relating to specific material as posted on the website or otherwise known to you, download portions of the material on maskapital.com solely for your personal, non-commercial use.

Termination of License:  If you violate any of these Terms and Conditions, your permission to use the Content of this website will automatically terminate, and you must immediately destroy any copies you have made of any portion of the Content. but destroy it nicely, if you can — no need to be mean about it.

6.  THIRD-PARTY CONTENT

Más Kapital is a distributor of content supplied by third parties.  Accordingly, Más Kapital does not have editorial control over such content.  Any opinions, advice, statements, services, offers, or other information or content expressed or made available by third parties are those of the respective author(s) or distributor(s), and not of Más Kapital.  Neither Más Kapital nor any third-party provider of information guarantees the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any content, or its merchantability or fitness for any particular purpose.  (See Sections 3 and 4 above for complete disclaimers of warranties and limitations of liabilities).  Before you act upon the content provided on the Más Kapital website, you should evaluate the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of the opinion, advice, or other information.  Más Kapital will not be liable for any loss or damage caused by your reliance on information obtained through the website.

7.  LINKS TO OTHER WEBSITES

The Más Kapital website contains links to websites operated by third parties.  We do not, either expressly or by implication, endorse the content on such websites or any association it may have with third parties.  The links are provided for your convenience only.  We have no control over the content of such websites or the information collected from such websites; therefore, we are not responsible or liable for any content, advertising, products, or other materials on or available from such websites.  You further acknowledge and agree that we are not responsible or liable, either directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content, goods, or services available on or through any such website or resource.  We encourage you to review the privacy policies of these sites before you disclose your personal information to these other parties.

8.  GENERAL LEGAL PROVISIONS

International Laws: Más Kapital is based in Los Angeles, California, in the United States of America.  Más Kapital makes no claims that the Content is appropriate or may be downloaded outside of the United States.  Access to the Content may not be legal by certain persons or in certain countries.  If you access the Más Kapital website from outside the United States, you do so at your own risk and are responsible for compliance with the laws of your jurisdiction.

Export: U.S. export control laws regulate the export and re-export of technology originating in the United States.  This includes the electronic transmission of information and software to foreign countries and to certain foreign nationals.  some of who are kind of nasty.  You agree to abide by these laws and their regulations — including but not limited to the Export Administration Act and the Arms Export Control Act — and not transfer, by electronic transmission or otherwise, any Content derived from the website to either a foreign national or a foreign destination in violation of such laws.

Choice of Law and Forum: You expressly agree that exclusive jurisdiction for any dispute with Más Kapital, or in any way relating to your use of the Más Kapital website, resides in the courts of the State of California.  you further agree and expressly consent to the exercise of personal jurisdiction in california courts in connection with any such dispute, including any claim involving Más Kapital or its affiliates, subsidiaries, employees, contractors, officers, directors, telecommunication providers, and content providers.  These Terms and Conditions are governed by the internal substantive laws of the State of California, without respect to its conflict of laws principles.

Entire Agreement:  Except as expressly provided in a particular notice on the Más Kapital website, these Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between you and Más Kapital with respect to the use of the Más Kapital website and Content.  You also may be subject to additional terms and conditions that may apply when you use affiliate services, third-party content, or third-party software.

Termination:  Más Kapital may terminate these Terms and Conditions without cause at any time and effective immediately.  In addition, Más Kapital, in its sole discretion, may terminate these Terms and Conditions immediately and without notice for violation of any part of these Terms and Conditions.  You may also terminate these Terms and Conditions by simply discontinuing use of your account and/or the website.  In the event of any termination of these Terms and Conditions, the restrictions on your use of the Content (as set forth in Paragraph 5, Intellectual Property and Use of Content) shall survive such termination, and you agree to be bound by those terms.

Indemnity:  You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold Más Kapital, its officers, directors, employees, agents, licensors, suppliers, and affiliates harmless from and against any claims, actions, or demands, liabilities, and settlements including without limitation, reasonable legal and accounting fees, resulting from, or alleged to result from, your violation of these Terms and Conditions.

Non-waiver:  Our failure to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the Terms and Conditions shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision.  If any provision of the Terms and Conditions is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to give effect to the parties' intentions as reflected in the provision, and the other provisions of the Terms and Conditions remain in full force and effect.  No waiver of any of the Terms and Conditions shall be deemed a further or continuing waiver of such term or condition or any other term or condition.

Got all that?  You will be tested later.  Now there are so many more interesting things to read here at Más Kapital, so stop with the legalese consumption already, and get on with the show.